To save the most important things in the world,
you have to first find out what they are…
Tip No 1: Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has:
Changez, 12
(Tip No. 2: think big brother, think goody-goody!)
Timmy, 10
(Tip No. 3: think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus )
A mud volcano
(Tip No. 4: yes, it can erupt! )
Saw-toothed crocs (Tip No. 5: the animals, not the shoes )
A snippy sparrow
(Tip No. 6: small is BIG )
The last Ursinus Thibetanus
(Tip No. 7: think large, furry and walking towards you! )
A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheriums
(Tip No. 8: don’t think… RUN! )
One poetic Markhor
(Tip No. 9: yup, get the ear plugs )
A Protoliterodragon
(Tip no. 10: pull on running shoes ? now! )
Vegetarian Velociraptors (Tip No. 11: Be glad you are not green )
And as always…
Assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues
(Tip No. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on earth…)
Got the idea? Here?s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening… If you are a clever
Smartosapiens, Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!
